We’re taking a break from the Books Bulletin this week to examine something that’s responsible for widespread wails of despair here in the office: the bizarre book covers that publishing companies roll out for classic books, hoping to attract a new young audience.
Case 1 is the recently released book cover of Dante Alighieri’s Inferno, now published by Del Rey using the same cover as the soon-to-be-released video game by Electronic Arts:
Imagine bringing this to your freshman English class.
Case 2 is what happens when Jane Austen meets Stephenie Meyer.
See how the button exclaiming this is ‘Edward & Bella’s Favorite Book!’ is bigger than Charlotte Bronte’s name? I’m surprised Harper Collins’ building hasn’t been picketed by angry literature professors.
Then again, are these covers any worse than the usual movie tie-ins? Do we really need to see airbrushed Hollywood teens on the cover of a novel, where we never see them?
Time for a scientific study. Which cover makes that little part of you die inside? Or, is there another that’s far worse?
Let us know!
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