The Literary Life

From the staff of BookSwim.com

Silly Survey (theatrical edition)

Copious kudos are owed to that lovable rapscallion, Oliver Twist, who, by a whopping 57%, is the most beloved Dickensian scamp among our members.

Books have long been the inspiration for film, but ever since Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings first splashed onto screens in 2001, Hollywood has been looking to the bookshelves for inspiration with growing frequency. In fact, it seems that just about every book that’s been a hit in the last few years are all being made into blockbuster hopefuls.

Thus far, in 2009 alone, we’ve seen film adaptations of He’s Just Not That Into You, Confessions of a Shopaholic, and Coraline, just to name a few. And there are more on the way!

This week, we want to know which upcoming literary foray into film has you the most excited. Cast your vote and see how your favorite stacks up.

Also, be sure to let us know what question you’d like posed for March’s upcoming Top Ten

Literary Life podcast (w/ guest: Matt Fraction)

The Literary Life’s Chip & Eric are at it again with what can only be described as the greatest podcast ever. Ever? Ever. This week, the dynamic duo discuss such enthralling things as books, authors and the secret location of the mythic fountain of youth (minus that list bit about a fountain).

But most importantly, this week’s podcast features The BookSwim Minute exclusive interview with author, Matt Fraction. It may be the single most important piece of journalism in all of history. You don’t want to miss it.


Also, as promised, you can check out BookSwim co-founder, George Burke, in last week’s USA Today and enjoy the full hilarity that is the subject of this week’s “Folks Who Just Don’t Get It” segment, The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart. But don’t cheat and check these links out before listening to this week’s show.

Now be certain to let us know what question you want posed for March’s Top Ten and vote in this week’s Silly Survey.

And be sure to let us know just how awesome (on a scale of 8-10) you think our Matt Fraction interview was in the comments section, below.

March Top Ten (The List!)

Well, the votes are in and the BookSwimmers have spoken. The Top Ten Cheesiest Romance Novels as nominated and voted on by you are as follows:

1. Twilight – Stephanie Meyer 30%
2. The Choice – Nicholas Sparks 23%
3. Confessions of a Shopaholic – Sophie Kinsella 17%
4. The Harlequin – Laurell K. Hamilton 10%
4. Rogue – Danielle Steel 10%
6. Change of Heart – Jodi Picoult 3%
6. Disturbance of the Inner Ear – Joyce Hackett 3%
6. Collateral Damage – Fern Michaels 3%
9. Shelter Mountain – Robyn Carr 0%
9. Devil May Cry – Sherrilyn Kenyon 0%

Some are surprising and others relatively expected, but our dear sweet Sherrilyn Kenyon has been vindicated since none but the nominator found her books to be “cheesy”. Stephanie Meyer, on the other hand, has cut the cheese for sure. Perhaps if she were to come on our show, our her ratings would be a little higher.

What question should we pose for March’s Top Ten? Your suggestions in the comments section below.

I Should Probably Read More – by Eric (Required Reading edition)

The symptoms are many and the diagnoses few, but having been sick for the past few days (many spent almost exclusively in bed), I’ve had the time to finish reading Diablo Cody’s Candy Girl, watch an episode of her new Showtime TV show, United States of Tara, and get started on the new John Hodgman book, More Information Than You Require.

Having only begun the book (getting through the cover, alone, is at least one good sitting), I am already delighted by the wry, deadpan nature with which Hodgman addresses his fake almanac, a follow-up to his earlier work, The Areas of My Expertese. For those of you not in the know, John Hodgman plays the part of the PC in those ubiquitous and clever “Get a Mac” advertisements. Most recently, he also played the father in the film adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s Coraline.

My road to Hodgman is a bit different, though rest assured, all roads do, in fact, lead to Hodgman. See, as a bit of a musician, myself, I did a few shows and became friendly with fellow singer/songwriter, Jonathan Coulton. Coulton and Hodgman were college roommates at Yale and remain best friends to this day, with Coulton touring alongside Hodgman on the Areas of My Expertise book tour (inexplicable furry hat and all), playing music written specifically for the book (later included in the audiobook version) and Hodgman accusing Coulton of killing his cat on the back cover of More Information Than You Require.

By any means, I’m just at the beginning of the book and I’m thoroughly enjoying it, while also looking forward 700 Mole-Man names, including their occupations, after having so wholly enjoyed the earlier 700 Hobo names, including their occupations (later put into art form by means of fellow podcaster and all-around artistic wizard, Len Peralta’s 700 Hoboes Project).

Do you have any 6-degrees-of-separation-to-an-author stories? If so, share them in the comments section below.

Silly Survey (What-the-Dickens? edition)

Well, we’ve tabulated the votes and by a whopping 52%, the BookSwimmers are most excited for, I kid you not, “Finger Lickin’ Fifteen” (I can’t make this stuff up, folks).

This week, we’re takin’ it back to the old school with a question about Charles Dickens’ most beloved scamps (of which there were many). Dickens wrote sweet and genuine little boys that made all of our hearts go out.

But which is the most apple-cheeked? The most doe-eyed? The most beloved Dickensian scamp?

And while you’re at it, take another moment to vote in this month’s Top Ten, and keep an eye out for tomorrow’s Review of the Week (maybe even write a review and see if you get picked).

Fun fact: Dickens got paid by the page, which is part of why his books contain SO many characters.

The Literary Life podcast 13 (guest: Alex Irvine)

It’s another beautiful day in sunny Newark, NJ. The birds are chirping, the smoke stacks are billowing and the nematode mutants are on their way to work just like the rest of we humans, and boy do Chip and Eric have a show for you this week!

Like the hit CW show, “Supernatural”? Well “Supernatural” author, Alex Irvine is our guest for this week’s BookSwim Minute! We’ve also got a few words for you from BookSwim’s new art director, as well as Chip & Eric’s incredulous, but reliably fabulous witty banter – charming as always.


Hear what’s new at BookSwim, catch the good news that we’re in Oprah Magazine this month, and just generally enjoy the show.

Also, use the comments section below to nominate your favorite library for next week’s Alpha Library segment (and to tell Chip and/or Eric that he is handsome) and be sure to vote in February’s Top Ten and, of course, this week’s Silly Survey

February Top Ten (Voting Week)

The nominations have poured in by comments and e-mail and we at The Literary Life are now thrilled to open up the voting for this month’s Top Ten: Cheesiest Romance Novel.

This month we’re trying something a little different: you can vote for all of your favorites, instead of just one. So take your time, consider the options, cast your vote and maybe even add a few books to your Rental Pool for a little guilty pleasure-reading.

And while you’re at it, don’t forget to vote in this week’s Silly Survey and check out the Podcast with your favorite people named Chip and Eric.

Did your favorite Cheesy Romance Novel not make the list? Is it not in the lead? Debate it in the comments section, below.

“I Should Probably Read More” – by Eric (You-are-my-world Edition)

I am now pummeling my way through Diablo Cody’s Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper. To be honest, I’m actually just in the fourth chapter, but it’s going well so far.

I’ve spent a lot of time in the last few months reading short-story books almost exclusively, whereas this is one fluid story from beginning to end. But still, I do prefer the non-fiction genre when it comes to reading entire books and this one, as it is a memoir, fits the bill.

So Diablo Cody, also the writer of last year’s almost formulaicly quirky hit film, Juno, actually spent a year taking her clothes off for the thrill of it. To be honest, I finally got around to watching Juno and, while I didn’t necessarily enjoy some of the premises of the story, I did enjoy the pacing and the witty banter (helped in no small part by the terrific cast).

So the next day, I went to my BookSwim account, curious to know if she’d written a book and – what luck – she had.

Has that ever happened to you? Have you ever just searched for someone on a hunch they may have written a book because, if they had, you knew you’d want to read it?

Also, 25 bonus points goes to the first reader to accurately identify the reference in this week’s column title.

Silly Survey (Alpha-Numeric mysteries)

In a stunning come-from-behind victory, last week’s Silly Survey, which asked how you felt John Grisham’s new book, The Associate, stands up to previous Grisham The books, our readers voted in a staggering 32% victory that they were just glad it wasn’t another book about pizza (or playing for it, for that matter).

Well, this week, we’re back with the goods here at The Literary Life and we want to know, of the most popular alpha-numerically sequenced mystery/thriller series, which one most has you shivering with antici…

…pation for the next enthralling edition.

Vote to the right or in the sidebar to let us know. Is your pick losing? Feel like venting about your perturbment? Is perturbment even a word? Wanna yell at me ’cause it’s not? Comment below!

Also let us know what you think of the new layout and the Silly Survey in the sidebar, as well as making sure to nominate your favorite cheesy romance for this month’s Top Ten.

The Literary Life podcast – (with guest, Kim Harrison)

Hello, hello, hello out there in internets land, from Chip & Eric! Check out our new outfit! Yes indeedy, The Literary Life is brand spankin’ new, with the Silly Survey in the sidebar (try saying that ten times fast), brand new icons to pop out and download the podcast, and even a new podcast player just in time for this week’s episode with our very special guest, author Kim Harrison!

BookSwim’s own Chip and Eric continue the onslaught of awesomeness that you, our eager listeners, have come to know as The Literary Life podcast. Though shiny and new on the outside, our podcast retains the same full-force, in-your-face rad-factor. Booooooks!!!! Aaaaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!1

Also be sure to nominate your favorite cheesy romance novel for this month’s Top Ten by Friday. And tune in next week for The BookSwim Minute’s interview with Supernatural writer, Alex Irvine

February Top Ten (last week to nominate)

It’s February and you know what that means, right? No, not frostbite or hypothermia. Love!

This February, we’re asking you, the BookSwimmers, to come up with your list of the best (read: cheesiest) romance novels of all time. Whether it’s classic literature, paranormal, Danielle Steele, or honest-to-God cheddar, we want to know your favorite cheesy romance book.


Next week, we’ll take your top ten submissions and put them to a vote, letting you, our faithful readers, rank the titles you love to be embarrassed caught reading the most.

Nominate below, in the comments section, and take a moment to vote in this week’s Silly Survey, as well.

Sound and Fury by Chip: Darned Paranormal Romance

Want to know the greatest thing about comic conventions, and why you should go even if you’re not a comic-readin’ fool? The vast amounts of swag showered upon you by the hundreds of vendors in a space the size of three football fields. I began ComiCon snatching up every free book someone offered to me, and as the weekend went on, my backpack filled too much. I started to be more selective: no Weddings from Hell for me, thanks, I’m all full up with Devil May Cry (Dark Hunter 11) by Kenyon and The Outlaw Demon Wails (The Hollows, Book 6) by Harrison. (Incidentally, why are all fantasy novels part of long involved series? I always get the feeling I’m missing out on half the book’s details.)

I’d thought there was an unwritten rule that guys were forbidden from specific activities: walking into Victoria’s Secret unaccompanied; driving Miatas; and reading, or at least getting caught reading, romance novels. Werewolf romance novels included.

To my surprise, the less-fair sex was well-represented in the autograph lines for Sherrilyn Kenyon, Carrie Vaughn, Jeaniene Frost, and the other venerable authors of the vampires-and-love-triangles genre. So, having received these free books anyway, I swallowed my prejudices and gave the books a try.

Maybe it’s because the last novel I read was Love in the Time of Cholera, which combined the worst elements of the inane ridiculousness of romance novels with the torturously long descriptions and verbiage of classic literature. Maybe it’s because fantasy and horror were my genres of choice when I broke into adult novels at the tender age of 12 and I left them in pursuit of more highbrow pastures.

…but Devil May Cry and Carrie Vaughn’s Kitty and the Midnight Hour went down like candy. Quick, light, sweet, requiring little brain power and some serene suspension of disbelief, these books were the literary equivalent of popcorn. While occasionally contradictory (one moment, Protag and Manly Love Interest will be kissing; then they’ll be standing apart and Manly Love Interest says “Don’t touch me! I don’t need your pity!”; and then they’ll start kissing again, with Manly Love Interest cautioning Protag that “This doesn’t give you any power over me”), who doesn’t want to read about Sumerian gods running Las Vegas casinos? Or werewolves hosting talk radio shows?

I must conclude that paranormal romance, while unlikely to earn a Nobel Prize in literature any time soon, deserves its current surge of interest for the enjoyable escape it offers. Don’t worry, though– I have no plans to buy a Miata.

I Should Probably Read More – by Eric (More Cake!)

As I mentioned last week, I’m currently reading Sloane Crosley’s book, I Was Told There’d Be Cake. In the vain of I-Should-Probably-Read-More, I probably should have finished this books days ago, since it’s such a quick and easy – not to mention enjoyable – read.

But, alas, I do my best.

I read on the train to and from work each day (with a commute that ranges from 40 minutes to nearly two hours, depending on where I catch the train, where I’m headed, and what day of the week it is (weekends have no express trains…booooo). Though admittedly, and this week specifically, I’ve found myself caught in conversation for many of my train rides which, though perhaps more enjoyable than reading in crowded but solitary silence, is not conducive to finishing a book with any specific degree of expedience.

However, I will tell you this: Crosley’s rhythm of speech (or, rather, writing) and turns of phrases have left me the annoying guy, laughing on the train during what is, for many, a 6am commute. My fellow passengers may hate me, but I’m really loving this book.

Has a book ever made you laugh out loud so heartily that you disrupted those around you without a care?

Review o’ the Week: So Brave, Young, and Handsome

This week’s review comes to us from one who wishes to remain… anonymous. S/he provides a delightfully literature review of So Brave, Young and Handsome by Leif Enger:

I’m mystified by those who find this novel dull or somehow not up to snuff. I am totally enthralled by it, and find myself re-reading paragraphs because of Enger’s uncanny ability to get the language “just right.” He is a master when it comes to the turn of a phrase. The story is full of tongue-in-cheek, humorous observations by the main character that make me chuckle. Enger’s characters are fully developed and unique in personality … but still very believable. Perhaps the naysayers are used to reading something more Stephen King-like: page-turners that in the end come off as rather shallow … certainly, not great literature.

This book is one to savor slowly.

A hit, a veritable hit! Thanks, strange masked man, for the perceptive review.

Silly Survey (Gritty Legal Thriller edition)

Famed author John Grisham is at it again with another book in his famous “The” legal thriller series. He’s written books like The Appeal, The Innocent Man, The Partner, The Broker, The Summons and The Last Juror, just to name a few.

And so, in the hopes of keeping the magic of this dubious series alive, Grisham has gone out on a limb and released, The Associate.

So what do you think? Will this new installment live up to the literary greatness that has been, for lack of any better description, John Grisham’s “The” series?

Also, make sure to nominate your favorite cheesy romance novel for this month’s Top Ten.