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Sound and Fury: Quality & Quantity

NJ Transit likes to change the train schedule on random holidays– MLK Day used a standard schedule, Presidents’ Day used the holiday schedule.

Thus I found myself loitering at Newark Penn Station this past Monday, finding ways to kill fifty minutes before the arrival of my train home. While I sat on a bench and let my mind wander, I noticed what had once seemed to me a near-impossible site: a young family, parents maybe in their late thirties, with a small boy of about eight years old sitting quietly. Propped in his lap was a thick book with a colorful cover about twice the size of his head.

Literacy makes a comeback in the new generation!

A second thought, though: I also began my reading escapades with fantasy & scifi. Then in my college years, I suffered the traditional English major’s guilt that I hadn’t spent my prime reading years perusing, say, A Time to Kill instead of high fantasy. There’s a period of time in your life as a young adult when everything you read actively impacts your personality; books will never be as enthralling or surprising or instructive after that door in time closes. And I wonder now how different my mind could be if I had spent those years reading works that talked about the real world and our ways of dealing with it, instead of stories that are fun but the literary equivalent of cotton candy.

Granted, my father used to read Moby Dick to me as a bedtime story– but I wasn’t quite old enough to appreciate novels, much less the classics.

Question of the week: Should we use the children / YA fantasy literature trend as a doorway to encourage deeper reading?

Review o’ the Week: In the Woods

Lisa hails from Connecticut, and you know what? She reads. She graces us with what we’ve selected as our Review o’ the Week, a review of In the Woods by Tana French (not to be confused with The Woods by Coben, previously reviewed here on The Literary Life):

I really enjoyed this book. I disagree with other reviewers who disliked Ryan so much. I think he was trapped, in many ways, as a young teenager, because of what happened to him, and it shaded the way he felt and experienced everything. I loved the friendship between himself and Cassie, and I liked the way the author portrayed it.

Having said that, I was disappointed that the mystery of what happened to Ryan and his friends was not solved.

Healthy disagreement with your fellow reviewers is one of the signs that you enjoyed a book. If you didn’t care much about what you read, frankly, madam, you wouldn’t give a damn.

Thanks for the review, Lisa. Want to join her within the ranks of BookSwim’s own elite cadre of book reviewers? Review your book rentals on the site, and every week we’ll comb through the ranks searching for the best one. Give it a try– it could happen to you!

Silly Survey (Alpha-Numeric mysteries)

In a stunning come-from-behind victory, last week’s Silly Survey, which asked how you felt John Grisham’s new book, The Associate, stands up to previous Grisham The books, our readers voted in a staggering 32% victory that they were just glad it wasn’t another book about pizza (or playing for it, for that matter).

Well, this week, we’re back with the goods here at The Literary Life and we want to know, of the most popular alpha-numerically sequenced mystery/thriller series, which one most has you shivering with antici…

…pation for the next enthralling edition.

Vote to the right or in the sidebar to let us know. Is your pick losing? Feel like venting about your perturbment? Is perturbment even a word? Wanna yell at me ’cause it’s not? Comment below!

Also let us know what you think of the new layout and the Silly Survey in the sidebar, as well as making sure to nominate your favorite cheesy romance for this month’s Top Ten.

The Literary Life podcast – (with guest, Kim Harrison)

Hello, hello, hello out there in internets land, from Chip & Eric! Check out our new outfit! Yes indeedy, The Literary Life is brand spankin’ new, with the Silly Survey in the sidebar (try saying that ten times fast), brand new icons to pop out and download the podcast, and even a new podcast player just in time for this week’s episode with our very special guest, author Kim Harrison!

BookSwim’s own Chip and Eric continue the onslaught of awesomeness that you, our eager listeners, have come to know as The Literary Life podcast. Though shiny and new on the outside, our podcast retains the same full-force, in-your-face rad-factor. Booooooks!!!! Aaaaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!1

Also be sure to nominate your favorite cheesy romance novel for this month’s Top Ten by Friday. And tune in next week for The BookSwim Minute’s interview with Supernatural writer, Alex Irvine

February Top Ten (last week to nominate)

It’s February and you know what that means, right? No, not frostbite or hypothermia. Love!

This February, we’re asking you, the BookSwimmers, to come up with your list of the best (read: cheesiest) romance novels of all time. Whether it’s classic literature, paranormal, Danielle Steele, or honest-to-God cheddar, we want to know your favorite cheesy romance book.


Next week, we’ll take your top ten submissions and put them to a vote, letting you, our faithful readers, rank the titles you love to be embarrassed caught reading the most.

Nominate below, in the comments section, and take a moment to vote in this week’s Silly Survey, as well.

Sound and Fury by Chip: Darned Paranormal Romance

Want to know the greatest thing about comic conventions, and why you should go even if you’re not a comic-readin’ fool? The vast amounts of swag showered upon you by the hundreds of vendors in a space the size of three football fields. I began ComiCon snatching up every free book someone offered to me, and as the weekend went on, my backpack filled too much. I started to be more selective: no Weddings from Hell for me, thanks, I’m all full up with Devil May Cry (Dark Hunter 11) by Kenyon and The Outlaw Demon Wails (The Hollows, Book 6) by Harrison. (Incidentally, why are all fantasy novels part of long involved series? I always get the feeling I’m missing out on half the book’s details.)

I’d thought there was an unwritten rule that guys were forbidden from specific activities: walking into Victoria’s Secret unaccompanied; driving Miatas; and reading, or at least getting caught reading, romance novels. Werewolf romance novels included.

To my surprise, the less-fair sex was well-represented in the autograph lines for Sherrilyn Kenyon, Carrie Vaughn, Jeaniene Frost, and the other venerable authors of the vampires-and-love-triangles genre. So, having received these free books anyway, I swallowed my prejudices and gave the books a try.

Maybe it’s because the last novel I read was Love in the Time of Cholera, which combined the worst elements of the inane ridiculousness of romance novels with the torturously long descriptions and verbiage of classic literature. Maybe it’s because fantasy and horror were my genres of choice when I broke into adult novels at the tender age of 12 and I left them in pursuit of more highbrow pastures.

…but Devil May Cry and Carrie Vaughn’s Kitty and the Midnight Hour went down like candy. Quick, light, sweet, requiring little brain power and some serene suspension of disbelief, these books were the literary equivalent of popcorn. While occasionally contradictory (one moment, Protag and Manly Love Interest will be kissing; then they’ll be standing apart and Manly Love Interest says “Don’t touch me! I don’t need your pity!”; and then they’ll start kissing again, with Manly Love Interest cautioning Protag that “This doesn’t give you any power over me”), who doesn’t want to read about Sumerian gods running Las Vegas casinos? Or werewolves hosting talk radio shows?

I must conclude that paranormal romance, while unlikely to earn a Nobel Prize in literature any time soon, deserves its current surge of interest for the enjoyable escape it offers. Don’t worry, though– I have no plans to buy a Miata.

I Should Probably Read More – by Eric (More Cake!)

As I mentioned last week, I’m currently reading Sloane Crosley’s book, I Was Told There’d Be Cake. In the vain of I-Should-Probably-Read-More, I probably should have finished this books days ago, since it’s such a quick and easy – not to mention enjoyable – read.

But, alas, I do my best.

I read on the train to and from work each day (with a commute that ranges from 40 minutes to nearly two hours, depending on where I catch the train, where I’m headed, and what day of the week it is (weekends have no express trains…booooo). Though admittedly, and this week specifically, I’ve found myself caught in conversation for many of my train rides which, though perhaps more enjoyable than reading in crowded but solitary silence, is not conducive to finishing a book with any specific degree of expedience.

However, I will tell you this: Crosley’s rhythm of speech (or, rather, writing) and turns of phrases have left me the annoying guy, laughing on the train during what is, for many, a 6am commute. My fellow passengers may hate me, but I’m really loving this book.

Has a book ever made you laugh out loud so heartily that you disrupted those around you without a care?

Review o’ the Week: So Brave, Young, and Handsome

This week’s review comes to us from one who wishes to remain… anonymous. S/he provides a delightfully literature review of So Brave, Young and Handsome by Leif Enger:

I’m mystified by those who find this novel dull or somehow not up to snuff. I am totally enthralled by it, and find myself re-reading paragraphs because of Enger’s uncanny ability to get the language “just right.” He is a master when it comes to the turn of a phrase. The story is full of tongue-in-cheek, humorous observations by the main character that make me chuckle. Enger’s characters are fully developed and unique in personality … but still very believable. Perhaps the naysayers are used to reading something more Stephen King-like: page-turners that in the end come off as rather shallow … certainly, not great literature.

This book is one to savor slowly.

A hit, a veritable hit! Thanks, strange masked man, for the perceptive review.

Silly Survey (Gritty Legal Thriller edition)

Famed author John Grisham is at it again with another book in his famous “The” legal thriller series. He’s written books like The Appeal, The Innocent Man, The Partner, The Broker, The Summons and The Last Juror, just to name a few.

And so, in the hopes of keeping the magic of this dubious series alive, Grisham has gone out on a limb and released, The Associate.

So what do you think? Will this new installment live up to the literary greatness that has been, for lack of any better description, John Grisham’s “The” series?

Also, make sure to nominate your favorite cheesy romance novel for this month’s Top Ten.

The Literary Life podcast (episode 11)

Wowwie! Chip and Eric just spent the weekend and NY ComicCon and had the opportunity to interview none other than famed paranormal romance author, Sherrilyn Kenyon, for the return of The BookSwim Minute weekly interview segment.

In addition to that bit of wonderfulness, Chip and Eric also talk about the fun stuff going on this week on BookSwim, as well as right here on The Literary Life, while maintaining the level of wry entertainment you’ve come to expect from the scalawags that host your favorite podcast (ever).

You can check out that ABC Phoenix broadcast mentioned in this week’s podcast here.

Oh, and if you haven’t taken the time yet, go nominate your favorite cheesy romance novels (or “loin-burners” as I’ve heard them called) for this month’s Top Ten, as well as voting for the best graphic novel ever in this week’s Silly Survey.

Also, we’ve got a stockpile of interviews for The BookSwim minute that we’re excited to air. Comment below to let us know whether we should broadcast Brian Michael Bendis or Kim Harrison next week.

February’s Top Ten: In Honor of Cheesy Romance

Welcome to this month’s Top Ten. Here, we sit down with you, our readers, to figure out the definitive top ten list of various categories of books. Last month, you helped us compile a list of the top ten books that will help you meet your New Year’s resolutions.

This month, though, it’s the month of Valentine’s Day we’re looking for something a little more romantic. This month’s Top Ten will be…

(antici… pation!)

…the Top Ten cheesiest romance novels in the catalog!

What do we mean by cheesy? Could be many things: the one with the least believable characters, the hammiest dialogue, the most contrived plot, or the most outrageous love scenes. Everything that makes romance novels a guilty pleasure. Whether it’s the latest Nora Roberts or one of the latest vampire love stories that takes itself too seriously, we want to find the hammiest, cheesiest, most over-the-top love stories of our catalog!

Do you know a few titles that fit this description? Hit the Comment link below and tell us– we’re eager to know! After two weeks of gathering your nominations, we’ll compile a poll for everyone to cast their final votes and uncover… the ten cheesiest romance novels of all time. Or at least February.

Can’t wait for your nominations!

Sound and Fury by Chip: Name That Book!

It always gets me: that compelling sentence in a book’s description that catches my eye and forces me to read through the rest of the blurb, when all I’d meant to do was add it to a customer’s rental pool. I’m talking about the sales copy, the short book description written with action verbs and the same melodramatic, slightly inaccurate terms used to sell hair growth medication, diet pills, and $14,000 exercise machines.

Here are some of my favorite examples of riveting, exciting, man-I-gotta-read-that-book yet surprisingly generic blurbs. Can you match each compelling blurb with its book?

1) The killer has the whole city by its strings–and he’ll stop at nothing to become the most terrifying star that Washington D.C. has ever seen.

2) With this life-affirming tale of friendship and fate, [author] once again shows why she is a nationally bestselling author with legions of loyal fans.

3) But there are some lines that should never be crossed—like the one [character]’s stepping over . . . again!

4) A story of depth and emotion, hilarity and imagination, [title] tells a story of love, family, and loss.

5) But when a chance encounter brings them together again, the time has finally come to make a choice, one that will have profound consequences for them both for the rest of their lives.

a) The Inheritance of Loss by Kiran Desai

b) Double Cross by James Patterson

c) Lone Eagle by Danielle Steel

d) The Outlaw Demon Wails by Kim Harrison

e) Second Chance by Jane Green

I Should Probably Read More – by Eric (Cake!)

It’s been a busy week in the life of Eric. But I’m never too busy to read on the train. Heck, I even finished a book this past week – David SedarisHolidays on Ice (which, admittedly, I had already read most of before picking back up in the last few days). I polished off the last three short stories in no time and even had a few chuckles along the way.

I am now contently working on Sloane Crosley’s I Was Told There’d Be Cake. I haven’t gotten too far into the book yet, but I’m enjoying it so far. Her wit is quick and she has a terrific way of describing things and inserting mini-stories into the already short stories. For instance, in a longer story about sleep-away camp and the lice infestation that arose therein, she ticked off the items which she was forced to incinerate, which included, “an amiable stuffed rabbit named Bruce, whose hobbies included warding off ghosts and being thrown at snoring girls.”

In that one moment, though referring to instances otherwise unmentioned elsewhere in the story, the reader is brought into the life of a cabin-dwelling 10-year-old in the middle of the night, and all the maleficent forces that conspire to rob one of sleep. The sentence (or rather, part of a sentence…there is more than one such gem in that singular sentence, alone) also conveys a child’s love for and attachment to a stuffed animal which, for anyone who has ever had or been a child (which should be most of us) is simultaneously intrinsic and ethereal.

Another shining aspect of these stories, for me, personally, is that the writer is unabashedly Jewish and relates of her parents in an according manner. It may seem strange to use the word “unabashed” in describing someone’s discussion of their faith, but for all of you people out there who have never felt the isolation on December 25th and the rest of the year as countless characters in the movies, on TV and in books talk in a manner that embraces a faith that is not your own, I can tell you with a certain degree of delight that there is something indescribably comfortable about being able to relate to a character with whom you have such a defining quality in common – something for which, it seems from my potentially damned perspective, Christians too often take for granted (it being the norm for them, and all).

No, Crosley doesn’t just mention that she is Jewish in passing, but rather embraces it as a pivotal aspect of her character’s background and motivation, which I quite enjoy.

I’ll make it a point to thank the person who recommended this book to me as you may thank me some day, since I thoroughly endorse it as a fun read for anyone who enjoys the short story medium. What do you think I should send the recommender? A fruit basket? Flowers? Chocolate? A card? Something else? Help me out!

Review o’ the Week: Stolen Lives: Twenty Years in a Desert Jail

Enough love stories in our Reviews o’ the Week. This week’s review by Cheryl from California draws us into a harrowing journey out of the heart of darkness, via Malika Oufkir’s Stolen Lives: Twenty Years in a Desert Jail:

This is truly an amazing story and one most of cannot imagine. When I first read this book, I was so moved by what the human mind and body can endure when necessary. Would I have been able to get thru this hell on earth? The most heartbreaking aspect of it is her youngest brother, 3 years old when they were imprisoned and 23 when they escaped. To be 23 and never have seen houses, cars, roads, cities, other people, regular clothing and food… I think often of her youngest brother and hope he’s been able to find his way. I met Ms. Oufkir when she was doing the book tour for her second book and she was elegant and gracious — how is that even possible?!?. This is a wonderful book and I highly recommend it to anyone.

Sounds like a stunning and little-heard story. Thanks, Cheryl, for your review!

Silly Survey (ComicCon excitement edition)

Last week, you, the BookSwimmers, voted that, of James Patterson’s more notable detectives, you’d be most afraid of having Alex Cross on your tail by 57%. Sorry ladies. Lindsay Boxer doesn’t instill the same level of butt-kicking fear and awe.

This week, because we’re SO excited to go to NYCC (New York ComicCon) this weekend, we’re breaking out our favorite graphic novels (collections of comic books, for those of you not in the know) and asking you which is the greatest of all time.

Haven’t read one or more of these? Take a moment to add them to your Rental Pool…because they’re all freaking awesome.

In other fun news, be sure to submit your questions for Alex Irvine, Tom Brevoort, Danny Fingeroth, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Brian Francis Slattery, J. Michael Straczynski, Matt Fraction, F. Paul Wilson, Jim Lee, Grant Morrison, Marjorie M. Liu, Kim Harrison, Melissa Anelli, Carrie Vaughn, Charlie Huston, Brian Michael Bendis, Geoff Johns and Jeaniene Frost so we can ask them your questions at ComicCon.

What? No Alan Moore? No Neil Gaiman? Not even Frank Miller? Sorry folks. Even we’re not that cool. Maybe next year. Your questions below.