I hope everyone had a great holiday weekend.  I spent my days relaxing, eating leftovers and partaking in something I call “The Big Clean,” which is where I clean my house in preparation for Christmas/New Years (when my house gets unclean once again).

Keeping with the Monday Mayhem tradition, this is the final installment of All Roads Lead to BookSwim.  I’m sure in a few weeks there will be new search terms to look at, but for now, this is all we have.

little girl wants her rent – Thank you, Will Ferrel.
low carb casserole – Life’s short, eat carbs.  Unless you are our founder, George, who has a gluten allergy.
marijuana horticulture – I’m not sure you can rent consumables, or illegal substances…
messy girls naked – If by girls you mean books, and by naked you mean without their dust jackets.  Though our books keep their dust jackets on.
moms sexy honk – Beep beep!  Honk honk!
news 12 buckwild – We goin’ get buckwild?
pass pokemon platinum official strategy guide – BookSwim uses avid reader.  It’s super-effective.
rent a bitch – I met a dog breeder whose business card was ‘A stud for every bitch.’
rent a monkey for a day – Here, you can rent books as long as you want.
rent a sharkskin suit – I think you’re looking for Avelle
rent a vortex – Aunty M, Aunty M, it’s a twista!
seven naked happy girls – It’s two better than 5!
wacky questions and answers – Why’d the chicken cross the road?  Potatoes.
where did speak the book took place and time? – It be grammar lesson timez now?
why columbus sailed east to the indies – To rent books from BookSwim?

I hope you’re all enjoying your days.  Don’t forget to get gifts for those you love.

Do you have an idea for Monday Mayhem?  Let us know.

-Nick