The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion: Six Incapacitating Holds Involving a Spatula and Other (2007)

Become a soldier in the war on terrorism—without having to leave the house—with this illustrated guide to patriotic protection. Answering questions like Could I be dating a terrorist?, Which minority groups should I be afraid of?, and Where can I purchase bulletproof vests in children’s sizes?, this humorous guide contains helpful advice to combat terrorism. A section for teens is also included, including topics like what to do at a party when one is invited to join in a terrorist attack, especially when all the cool kids are doing it. From getting up at different times every morning to confuse attackers to the final closet and under-the-bed check at night, these hilarious instructions will help readers keep their worst fe... full descriptionars at bay. (less description)

Author: Zack Arnstein, Larry Arnstein

Categories: Current Events, Humor, Nonfiction, Entertainment